How to Find an Apartment in New York, in This Economy

The TLDR answer, unfortunately, involves losing your mind

Not sure if you’ve heard, but it’s a pretty bad time to be looking for an apartment, an apparently increasingly scarce commodity, in New York City. Due to the unfortunate confluence of factors — low inventory, people who left New York moving back to it, landlords hiking up pandemic rents, tenants scared to leave their apartments because they don’t want to be subjected to the horrifying ordeal of finding a new one in this environment, literal bidding wars over rental units — finding an apartment has never been a less enviable task. I’ve lived here for eight (Jesus Christ) years and I’ve lived in so many apartments in that time. I’ve never loved the task of finding a new place to live here — you really can’t find a rental until a month out from the end of your lease, at the earliest — but it’s never been this bad, and I had naively assumed that decent income and a credit score would make that part of the search a breeze for me. I recently learned about a couple renting a (very tiny) 3-bedroom apartment in Williamsburg. They moved in a year ago and were paying $2800 a month, but the landlord hiked up the price by $1700 so they couldn’t resign the lease.

Rents are now higher than they were before the start of the pandemic, somehow. Here are some facts about how bad it is out there from this New York Times article:

• Rents in New York rose 33 percent between January 2021 and…